Here's something you need to know right now:
Today is Monday. It means a new Portals is up as expected. And apparently it's a doozy. A DOOZY!
It's also Christmas, one of those days where everyone is to get together and be all of good cheer.
But there's one more thing you need to know about me.
I didn't realize that it was Christmas until my sister told me yesterday that it was today.
That's right; that's how much my family celebrates Christmas. Sure the exchange of presents between cousins, aunts and uncles that you rarely see and the meeting of people you don't necessarily know but are somehow related to you does occur, but, at least to me, without the necessary good cheer and actual mentioning of Christmas-y things that are a part of Christmas. I only had a general idea that Christmas was here, I didn't actually know until I was told. And there's no tree.
It'll probably be the same with New Year's.

So, for a holiday themed post, here's some of my Holiday stats:
I'm the "littlest bro" of the family, so I'm the one who gets attacked by all the older cousins, and the one who gets called "baby" by all the aunts and uncles who haven't seen us in a while.
It also means that I often get the hand-me-downs of just about everyone (even girls...), and rarely get real presents, less good ones.
Number of gifts I usually give personally during the holidays: 0.3
Of those, gifts that are jokes: 0.3
Number of gifts received during holidays: 2.3
Number of gifts that are usually some cash: 1.3
Number of times I'm asked what I've been doing: 34
Of those, number of times I actually answer: 22

So, everyone, try to be nice to your little brothers and sisters while you pwn them at whatever awesome loot you've snagged.
Or they pwn you. Whatever. We little bros and sises have it tough during the holidays. ("Nugu nugu, Mipaa~*" comes to mind)
Oh, and be sure to look out for my new Nayrbia issue, coming soon. It's holiday themed, but I'm late to the party.
Peace & Love!

P.S. On some technical jargon, I found out that I was doing things wrong, and I feel really stupid about never figuring it out until now. Anyway, you, the regular user will never see the changes I made, but know now that the changes mean great things for the god and I. Declared, and so henceforth be awesomed into history.